Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Let's practise composition shall we? Entirely fiction of course. Science fiction.

Hurhurhur. Any similarities between real life events and this story are intended unintentional.

Once upon a time, there was a certain class in a certain school. That class was notorious for it's banshees, "dismantle-ers" and most shockingly of all, people who did not "pull" their shirt in all the way. O: Such a major offense would have given each pupil many demerit points, except for the fact that a total of 0 demerit points would be given as punishment for that crime. That class learned many subjects, like science, chinese, and most horribly of all, english writing...

The english writing teacher was a fearsome beast called nose-irk. It had spikes for hair, slit-like snake eyes, a pudgy belly, and a strong dislike of people who don't act like nerds. It stormed into class one day, and had apparently had acquired Personified Metaphorical Similies. It made everyone in the class tuck in their shirts uncomfortably, causing much pissed-off-ness and unhappiness. Apparently, it had a strong dislike for undead too, for it only did so to that one class, not bothering about the others that it taught.

It was a frog at the bottom of the well, and had no idea that all schools, including the specific school, allowed the un-uck-in-all-the-way-ing of shirts. And also, it made frequent juxtaposes between girls' blouses and un-tucked-in-all-the-way shirts. Little did it know that blouses aren't usually tucked in, and that in fact, everyone else (including some other teachers) in the school were doing it. That class 'dispised' it so.

THE END

How science-y.